Funny Marketing definition
Posted on 19. Nov, 2009 by egravityinfo in Market news
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me”. That’s Direct marketing
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and point at you and say: “He’s very rich. Marry him!”. That’s Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me!”. That’s Telemarketing.
4. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, you pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?”. That’s Public relations.
5. You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to her and says: “You are very rich. Can you marry me?” That’s Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me”. She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m very rich. Marry me”. And she introduces you to her husband. That’s demand and supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?”. That’s competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say “I’m rich. Marry me!”, your wife arrives. That’s the restriction for entering new market.
10. You’re at a party and you see a gorgeous girl. You do your best party trick, bring drinks for everyone, laugh at her jokes, then leave. She asks her friend “Who was that?” she replies, “That guy is rich.” The gorgeous girl then looks you up on Facebook and asks you to marry her. - *That’s social media marketing